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The night was dark The moon was high I was walking along holding hands with my guy When all of the sudden His breath became quick His eyes began flashing, these words fell from his lips… OK now this is a fun one. I came across The Voodoo Walk while doing my usual summertime research…
And in that dark, the dead of night I thought I saw a flickering light Dancing in and out of sight Singing this song… Ah let’s lighten things up a bit with some Renaissance Faire music, especially where it crosses over with the supernatural. I mean it too, the last few tunes have been a…
We saw the dragon move down My father burned into coal My mother saw it from afar She took her purse to the bed I saw a sign in the sky Seven horns, seven horns, seven horns I heard a voice in my mind “I am Lord, I am Lord, I am Lord” He said,…
I kneel and wait in silence As one by one the people slip away Into the night The quiet and empty bodies Kiss the ground before they pray Kiss the ground And slip away… Yet another one of those “Strictly Speaking, Not A Halloween Song, But…” songs. I mean, it’s The Cure right? Certain bands…
Come and take my hand Human child Come and see my land Human child There is nothing to fear Human child You’ll never be alone This will be your home… This could be the most Halloween song we’ve shared in a long time. Maybe ever. I’m not even kidding. Norwegian doom metal band Valhall’s Down…
Dancin’ by the Nile The ladies love his style Rockin’ for a mile He ate a crocodile… What, more novelty songs this soon? Sure. It’s not like we have hard and fast rules when it comes to Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs. This is our seventh year of presenting Halloween songs that aren’t on every hack playlist…
Flowers growing on a hill Dragonflies and daffodils Learn from us very much Look at us but do not touch Phaedra is my name… Lee Motherf***in’ Hazlewood?? Some Velvet Morning, the Nancy Sinatra/Lee Hazlewood psychedelic-pop duet from 1967, used to terrify me as a kid. Mostly because I had no idea what was going on…
Who is this irresistible creature Who has an insatiable lust for the dead? Living Dead Girl! Even if he hadn’t directed two Halloween movies, Rob Zombie would still be infinitely associated with All Hallows Eve. The man and his music, his entire aesthetic if you will, is what you might expect to find if a…
I must offer to you a confession I like movies that give me a fright If the subject is horror, I got to see more or I won’t be contented all night You may call it my ghoulish obsession It’s a subject on which I get chatty But the worst one it seems, haunting all…