2013), or: “Oh well; who wants to live forever?? DIIIIIIIVE!!!!!”

Banded together from remote galaxies are twenty-two of the most sinister obstacles of all time: the Obstacles of Doom… featuring such fiendish hell-spawned blackguards as Devil’s Beard, Electric Eel, Fire Walker, Glory Blades, and the dastardly-dreaded Berlin Walls. Dedicated to a single objective: the conquest of the universe!!! Only one group dares to challenge this intergalactic threat…

The first Innsmouth Rowing Club team picture, or: “All the fools who lead their foolish lives may find it quite explosive…”

We’re running Tough Mudder Miami this upcoming Saturday, March 2nd… we being myself and 5 other members of our intrepid IT department. This is going to be a wondrous disaster. I can’t wait. In the meantime, here are our first team pictures (minus Carlos W, who works in our Tampa office and will be coming down this weekend).…

Tough Mudder Miami — March 2, 2013, or: “There’s someone in my head but it’s not me…”

Click here for my Review of the 2013 Tough Mudder Miami event. Well, I’ve done it. I’ve registered for the Tough Mudder event coming next March, down in Homestead. Ten to twelves miles of running, obstacles, pain, mud, freezing water, pain, live electrical wires, monkey bars, pain, nets, ropes, cannibalism, flaying, fingernail removal, and other…