Micky Dolenz, Tables in Wonderland, and Adventures in Disney Dining, or: “The ego sings of castles and kings and things that go with a life of style…”

So Boots and I loaded up the family truckster last Saturday and made the drive up to Orlando. Our rationale for going up there was the “free” Micky Dolenz concert at EPCOT’s Flower and Garden Festival. I say “free” in “quotes” because if you “factor in” gas, tolls, hotels, and our Annual Passholder payments we…

Hokémon (gotta catch ’em all), or “The Happiest Pants in the Universe!”

That title has nothing to do with anything. But I’ve always wanted to stage a 1930s-styled Busby-Berkley musical entitled “The Happiest Pants in the Universe”. Has a certain ring to it, no? … NO? OK then. Shit. Well this WAS going to be a basic life update of sorts, and it is, but it was supposed to…