From the unbelievably hilarious Blackadder’s Christmas Carol, which if you’ve never seen, you pretty much need to drop everything you’re doing right now and catch it on Netflix or whatever streaming services are available.

The first time I ever watched this program — I’m thinking around 1993 or ’94, maybe — it instantly became one of my favorite holiday classics. I had seen Blackadder before, and was a fan, but never quite caught the Christmas episode. Now I wonder exactly how that happened. It’s so side-shatteringly perfect, it burns me…

Anyway enjoy the local pudgy orphans butchering a Christmas classic with plenty of trayfe hilarity!

God bless Mister B. at Christmastime and Baby Jesus too!
If we were little pigs we’d sing
Piggy wiggy wiggy wiggy woo!
Oh, piggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-woo
Oh, piiiiiiig-gy wiggy wiggy woo
Piggy-wiggy-woo
Oh, pig wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wooooooo!