The Utterly Ponderous and Obligatorily Gregarious Year In Review Post, or: “FIVE THREE OH NINE…”

Happy 2014 gang! Right around now the blogosphere is replete with navel-gazing contemplations of the annum sort, in which each proprietor of their respective shingle takes celebratory/accusatory stock of their last full revolution around that gargantuan fusion reactor 93 million miles away and endeavors to extract some full measure of perspicacity and insight. And I’m…