Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Poison Ivy” — The Coasters (1959)

Measles make you bumpy And mumps’ll make you lumpy And chicken pox’ll make you jump and twitch A common cold’ll fool ya And whooping cough’ll cool ya But poison ivy, Lord’ll make you itch! Strictly speaking, this is not a Halloween song. Heck, Poison Ivy is as much about actual poison ivy as Werewolves of London is…