Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Open Pit Mine” — George Jones (1962)

I loved my sweet Rosey and she loved me too There was nothin’ for Rosey that I wouldn’t do Her hugs and her kisses they were something devine Gave me reason for working the open pit mine. No Halloween playlist — and I mean it, NO HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST — can be considered a self-respecting Halloween…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “The Fairy Feller’s Master-Stroke” — Queen (1974)

The fairy folk have gathered Round the new moon’s shine To see the feller crack a nut At night’s noon time To swing his axe he swears As he climbs he dares To deliver the master stroke If you ask me on any given day what my favorite Queen album is, I’d quickly respond with…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Nature Trail To Hell” — “Weird” Al Yankovic (1984)

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every scene… Howling winds. Screaming victims. Backwards messages. Impending doom. And a chilling final minor chord on piano that lingers like…