Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Jumbie Jamboree” — King Selewa & His Calypsonians (2007)

Oh, what a jumbie jamboree Took place inna Kingston cemetery Oh, what a jumbie jamboree Took place inna Kingston cemetery Jumbies from up north of the island Some of them are great Calypsonians Since the season was carnival They ska together in Bakanal… Most commonly known today as Zombie Jamboree, something of a Caribbean standard…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Killing The Dragon” — Dio (2002)

Silence, we hunt for the queen Sign of the cross And pray in-between Look by the light of the day She’s hiding till dark Waiting to play hey-hey Something’s taken a child And it all must end Time to be killing the dragon again… It’ll be a cold, cold, COLD day in Hell before I…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “One Step Beyond” — Madness (1979)

Hey you, don’t watch that, watch this This is the heavy heavy monster sound The nuttiest sound around So if you’ve come in off the street And you’re beginning to feel the heat Well, listen buster You better start to move your feet To the rockinest, rock-steady beat Of Madness! I think the most terrifying…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Valley of the Queens” — Ayreon (1998)

My journey’s over I’m standing on the edge And close my eyes To this world of lies My will is broken It’s the end of all my dreams My soul yearns For the Valley of the Queens… As I have previously mentioned, I could choose any one of too many amazing Ayreon songs for our…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Transylvanian Express” — Steve Hackett (2006)

Yup. Your pals here at Hokeyblog are featuring yet another instrumental piece this evening. So if you’re looking for the usual italicized lyrics to kick off this post… you won’t find any. Instrumental, see? No lyrics. Sorry. . . . OK, fine, stop pouting. I’ll try. Here goes nothing. Umm… let’s see now… *train noises*…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “No One Lives Forever” — Oingo Boingo (1985)

You worry too much You make yourself sad You can’t change fate But don’t feel so bad Enjoy it while you can It’s just like the weather So quit complaining brother No one lives forever… Holy crap, we’re 23 days into October, still a week out from Halloween, and I haven’t featured any Oingo Boingo…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Open Pit Mine” — George Jones (1962)

I loved my sweet Rosey and she loved me too There was nothin’ for Rosey that I wouldn’t do Her hugs and her kisses they were something devine Gave me reason for working the open pit mine. No Halloween playlist — and I mean it, NO HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST — can be considered a self-respecting Halloween…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “The Fairy Feller’s Master-Stroke” — Queen (1974)

The fairy folk have gathered Round the new moon’s shine To see the feller crack a nut At night’s noon time To swing his axe he swears As he climbs he dares To deliver the master stroke If you ask me on any given day what my favorite Queen album is, I’d quickly respond with…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “What’s He Building” — Tom Waits (1999)

He has no children of his Own you see… He has no dog And he has no friends and His lawn is dying… and What about all those packages He sends. What’s he building in there? Tom Waits’s brilliantly macabre 1999 spoken-word song What’s He Building is absolutely infuriating. Horrifyingly, maddeningly infuriating. Of course, it makes for…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Bad Things” — Jace Everett (2005)

When you came in the air went out And every shadow filled up with doubt I don’t know who you think you are But before the night is through I wanna do bad things with you… I am completely disappointed with myself. Utterly so. I’ve been running this Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs ridiculousness since October 2013 and only…