Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Albuquerque” — “Weird” Al Yankovic (1999)

Holy crap. It’s Halloween. And we freakin’ did it. As the sun retreats beyond the horizon, the darkness enfolds us, and the moon refuses any succor, we creatures of the night take to the darkness and… well most likely go out for a bunch of candy or hand some out at the door. Or prep…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Nature Trail To Hell” — “Weird” Al Yankovic (1984)

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you The most horrifying film to hit the screen There’s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop And he hacks up two or three in every scene… Howling winds. Screaming victims. Backwards messages. Impending doom. And a chilling final minor chord on piano that lingers like…