Race Review: 2013 Tough Mudder Miami (03/02/2013), or: “Oh well; who wants to live forever?? DIIIIIIIVE!!!!!”

Banded together from remote galaxies are twenty-two of the most sinister obstacles of all time: the Obstacles of Doom… featuring such fiendish hell-spawned blackguards as Devil’s Beard, Electric Eel, Fire Walker, Glory Blades, and the dastardly-dreaded Berlin Walls. Dedicated to a single objective: the conquest of the universe!!! Only one group dares to challenge this intergalactic threat…