{"id":9030,"date":"2017-10-16T19:27:58","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T23:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?p=9030"},"modified":"2022-11-01T11:31:49","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T15:31:49","slug":"buttkickin-halloween-songs-boris-spider-1966","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2017\/10\/16\/buttkickin-halloween-songs-boris-spider-1966\/","title":{"rendered":"Buttkickin&#8217; Halloween Songs: &#8220;Boris The Spider&#8221; &#8212; The Who (1966)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"9031\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2017\/10\/16\/buttkickin-halloween-songs-boris-spider-1966\/blgborisspider\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/blgborisspider.jpg?fit=600%2C503&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"600,503\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"blgborisspider\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/blgborisspider.jpg?fit=600%2C503&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-9031\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/blgborisspider.jpg?resize=300%2C252\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/blgborisspider.jpg?resize=300%2C252&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/blgborisspider.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Look, he&#8217;s crawling up my wall<br \/>\nBlack and hairy, very small<br \/>\nNow he&#8217;s up above my head<br \/>\nHanging by a little thread<br \/>\nBoris the spider&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So picture it: Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami, Florida, July of 1989, and your intrepid narrator is 18 years old and baked out of his gourd while attending a Who concert. All is entirely well and good (despite the SUPER odd positioning of the stage, in which maybe 80% of the crowd could only see 30% of the stage, but whatever) and my buddies and I are hearing one buttkickin&#8217; classic rock song after another, while I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve never been this high in my life. And loving it.<\/p>\n<p>Then The Ox himself, bassist John Entwistle, takes the mic to belt out his 1966 signature tune <strong>Boris The Spider<\/strong>, and he just NAILS that gravely, demonic, &#8220;Where the eff did THAT come from?&#8221;, four octaves below contrabass vocals on the chorus, in which he just menacingly repeats the title of the song in such a growling manner that I&#8217;m pretty sure I saw God, or perhaps the angry, vindictive ghost of Dolfan Denny, and he hadn&#8217;t even DIED yet, which was so weird&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Boris The Spider<\/strong> is a great little tune. As legend has it, during album sessions for <em>A Quick One<\/em>, Entwistle was supposed to have a song ready and promptly forgot to write one. So he tossed this one off right as he was singing it, and it just took immediately. 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