{"id":8008,"date":"2016-10-27T13:40:41","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T17:40:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2016\/10\/27\/buttkickin-halloween-songs-the-masochist-tango-tom-lehrer-1959\/"},"modified":"2022-11-01T12:43:57","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T16:43:57","slug":"buttkickin-halloween-songs-the-masochist-tango-tom-lehrer-1959","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2016\/10\/27\/buttkickin-halloween-songs-the-masochist-tango-tom-lehrer-1959\/","title":{"rendered":"Buttkickin&#8217; Halloween Songs: &#8220;The Masochism Tango&#8221; &#8212; Tom Lehrer (1959)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8006\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2016\/10\/27\/buttkickin-halloween-songs-the-masochist-tango-tom-lehrer-1959\/img_3221-2\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_3221-1.jpg?fit=650%2C462&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"650,462\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3221\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_3221-1.jpg?fit=650%2C462&amp;ssl=1\" width=\"253\" height=\"180\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_3221-1.jpg?resize=253%2C180\" title=\"\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-8006\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_3221-1.jpg?w=650&amp;ssl=1 650w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/img_3221-1.jpg?resize=300%2C213&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 253px) 100vw, 253px\" \/>Let our love be a flame not an ember<br \/>\nSay it&#8217;s me that you want to dis-member<br \/>\nBlacken my eye, set fire to my tie<br \/>\nAs we dance to the Masochim Tango&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>OK it&#8217;s been getting a bit too HEAVY with the Buttkickin&#8217; Halloween Songs of late, <em>Total Eclipse of the Heart<\/em> notwithstanding. So as much as I adore the dark, dreary, oppressive, and terrifying, I thought I&#8217;d lighten the mood a smidge.<\/p>\n<p>And who better to lighten the mood than the legendary Tom Lehrer, the masterful wordsmith and performer behind such brilliant songs as &#8220;The Vatican Rag&#8221;, &#8220;Poisoning Pigeons In The Park&#8221;, &#8220;National Brotherhood Week&#8221;, and, for us Gen-X nerds, the &#8220;L-Y&#8221; song from <em>The Electric Company<\/em>. That last song could have been a contender for our list of Halloween songs, as it does feature an entire verse dedicated to Count Dracula himself.<\/p>\n<p>But no, I&#8217;m gonna go with my gut instinct and stick with <strong>The Masochism Tango<\/strong>. Yes, strictly speaking, <em>The Masochism Tango<\/em> is not really a Halloween song, or even a particularly scary song. What it is, however, is a damned hilarious song about a lovestruck dude belting out a testimonial to his object of affection, who beats the crap out of him regularly with whips, chains, lit cigarettes, hey whatever&#8217;s around. It&#8217;s wonderfully cheerful, a tad disturbing, maybe not entirely one you might want to play for your Tante Helen, but it has just enough cheer and creep factor to make your Halloween playlist explode with perverse joyfulness&#8230; all set to an unforgettable South American melody!<\/p>\n<p>Plus this song makes for a great warm-up before any Rocky Horror floorshow. Heck, Rocky Horror warm-up songs could be a playlist in and of itself&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OVw3zjENiCw\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen=\"\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let our love be a flame not an ember Say it&#8217;s me that you want to dis-member Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochim Tango&#8230; OK it&#8217;s been getting a bit too HEAVY with the Buttkickin&#8217; Halloween Songs of late, Total Eclipse of the Heart notwithstanding. 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