{"id":6905,"date":"2015-12-08T08:41:17","date_gmt":"2015-12-08T13:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?p=6905"},"modified":"2015-12-08T08:41:17","modified_gmt":"2015-12-08T13:41:17","slug":"buttkickin-holiday-songs-rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-helix-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2015\/12\/08\/buttkickin-holiday-songs-rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-helix-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Buttkickin&#8217; Holiday Songs: &#8220;Rockin&#8217; Around The Christmas Tree&#8221; &#8212; Helix (2008)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"6906\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2015\/12\/08\/buttkickin-holiday-songs-rockin-around-the-christmas-tree-helix-2008\/helixcover\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/helixcover.jpg?fit=480%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,360\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"helixcover\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/helixcover.jpg?fit=480%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6906\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/helixcover.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"helixcover\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/helixcover.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/helixcover.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>It&#8217;s not Christmas without a <em>little<\/em> cheese metal, is it?<\/p>\n<p>I kind of like Helix&#8217;s take on the perennial holiday classic <strong>Rockin&#8217; Around The Christmas Tree<\/strong>. It doesn&#8217;t stand in the way of the melody, doesn&#8217;t try some massive reinterpretation of the song or the message; they just plug in and rock that sucker out. And why not? The song doesn&#8217;t need any embellishment.<\/p>\n<p>As an aside, I saw Helix open up for Night Ranger (!) in the fall of 1987 at an auditorium at Florida Atlantic University. It remains one of the most fun shows I&#8217;ve ever seen. I will never apologize for my love of Night Ranger. I don&#8217;t believe in &#8220;guilty&#8221; pleasures. Someone who wants to make you feel &#8220;guilty&#8221; about something you like can go pound sand.<\/p>\n<p>Well anyway&#8230; bop away, cavaliers!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sLhEilP5Hos\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not Christmas without a little cheese metal, is it? 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