{"id":3951,"date":"2014-10-01T13:27:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-01T17:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?p=3951"},"modified":"2014-10-01T17:29:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-01T21:29:41","slug":"a-most-hokey-update-or-all-i-hear-is-burn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2014\/10\/01\/a-most-hokey-update-or-all-i-hear-is-burn\/","title":{"rendered":"A Most Hokey Update, or: &#8220;All I hear is Burn&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3956\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2014\/10\/01\/a-most-hokey-update-or-all-i-hear-is-burn\/blghowdydoughnuts\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?fit=714%2C672&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"714,672\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"blghowdydoughnuts\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?fit=700%2C659&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3956\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?resize=200%2C188\" alt=\"blghowdydoughnuts\" width=\"200\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?resize=300%2C282&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?resize=660%2C621&amp;ssl=1 660w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/blghowdydoughnuts.jpg?w=714&amp;ssl=1 714w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>Well, Howdy Doughnuts everyone!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been about two and a half weeks since I last surfaced, but don&#8217;t think for a moment that I&#8217;ve forgotten about you. Almost the opposite, actually. While it&#8217;s true that my four-part Disneyland recap kind of blew any remaining writing instincts clear out of the studio, there&#8217;s been a metric bushel of ideas bouncing around my head that I wanted to bring to the blog.<\/p>\n<p>And then&#8230; it happened.<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t completely forthcoming about Disneyland. On my last night in California, after a lovely fried chicken dinner at the Plaza Inn right off Main Street, I started noticing that I wasn&#8217;t feeling&#8230; right. Kind of cold, light-headed, almost a little weak-ish. I noticed I was feeling slightly feverish as the night wore on, so we turned in early and got ready to leave the next morning.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I was on the flight home, the fever was full-borne awful. I always run a little bit cold, but I was shivering like a human icicle while burning up like a raging firestorm. The weird thing was&#8230; there were no other symptoms. No runny nose, congestion, joint or muscle aches, sore throats, nausea, stomach issues&#8230; nothing. Just a fever and its ensuing fatigue. We made it home, I unpacked, changed, took some Tylenol and hopped into bed.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning the fever had mostly broken, but Phase 2 had begun: a full-on ulcerative colitis flare-up of the worst kind. We&#8217;re talking cold sweats, achy joints, cramps, wild rushes to the bathroom, bleeding&#8230; the works.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll make a ponderously long story short and simply say that it got worse before I got better, then got slightly worse again, got better, got a little worse again, and finally brings me to today, where I&#8217;m mostly doing just fine. It certainly made my September marathon training problematic, to say the absolute least, but I managed to continue (mostly) successfully with it (albeit modified from the original schedule). I doubled up on my meds and changed our training routes to ensure an available restroom at least every 3 miles.<\/p>\n<p>Except that one time during a 17-miler when the available restroom at Mile 5 was far, far from being open. Grr.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, in the midst of all this &#8212; plus a HUGE impending Go-Live at work starting on October 6th and continuing until who knows when &#8212; I decided to take a little break from updating the blog. But still, I&#8217;m back, and committed to keeping my goofy block of the intertubez as active as I can. And there&#8217;s a LOT of stuff coming down the pike, and I hope you&#8217;ll stick around for them.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"3953\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2014\/10\/01\/a-most-hokey-update-or-all-i-hear-is-burn\/baabib\/#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?fit=2182%2C2292&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2182,2292\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"baabib\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?fit=700%2C736&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-3953 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"baabib\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?zoom=2&amp;resize=150%2C150 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/baabib.jpg?zoom=3&amp;resize=150%2C150 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>For instance&#8230; I just received my bib for the 2014 Boston Half Marathon in the mail yesterday, which means my dream of running a BAA event&#8211; even just for a half marathon &#8212; is really gonna happen, and just 11 days away from this writing. Boston is still my favorite city in the country, and while I&#8217;ve returned to Beantown a few times since graduating college there in 1992, I&#8217;ve yet to come back in the autumn. And I certainly have never raced there, which makes this event even more exciting for me. I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll be blabbing all about the experience in the weeks to come.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s also some more album reviews to come, as well as my return to the <a title=\"Race Review: 2013 Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon (10\/26\/2013), or: \u201cThere\u2019s a lot of honey in this world, baby this honey\u2019s for me\u2026\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/29\/race-review-2013-miami-beach-halloween-half-marathon-10262013-or-theres-a-lot-of-honey-in-this-world-baby-this-honeys-for-me\/\">Miami Beach Halloween Half<\/a> and my take on the Flanigans 10K (Free beer? Free RIBS? Bring it!). And November is going to be absolutely insane. Did I mention I was able to score not one but TWO last-minute bibs for the Avengers 5K? Well I just did. Huzzah!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, thanks for your patience and please stick around. So much good stuff to come, so cool that it burns me. In a <em>good <\/em>way, not a UC way. This disease may be incurable and both a literal and metaphorical pain in the ass, but like hell I&#8217;ll ever let it slow me down. Here&#8217;s the video:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LCnebZnysmI\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Howdy Doughnuts everyone! It&#8217;s been about two and a half weeks since I last surfaced, but don&#8217;t think for a moment that I&#8217;ve forgotten about you. Almost the opposite, actually. 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