{"id":2291,"date":"2013-10-25T16:42:36","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T20:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?p=2291"},"modified":"2013-10-25T16:44:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T20:44:08","slug":"first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/","title":{"rendered":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &#8220;Ya know I&#8217;d like to keep my cheeks dry today&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"2289\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?attachment_id=2289#main\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-e1382733516603.jpg?fit=2322%2C4128&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"2322,4128\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SAMSUNG-SGH-I337&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1382716270&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"blghalfshirt\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-e1382733516603.jpg?fit=576%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-2289\" alt=\"blghalfshirt\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt.jpg?resize=208%2C368\" width=\"208\" height=\"368\" \/>Well it can&#8217;t ALL be buttkickin&#8217; Halloween songs all the time, can it?<\/p>\n<p>So I suppose the running season begins for me (and many others in South Florida) with the 2013 Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon, and I can&#8217;t wait to run it tomorrow (Saturday 10\/26\/2013). Weather conditions look pretty decent. It&#8217;s been a bit cooler and less muggy lately, what with that cold front passing through lately. While it&#8217;s still going to be warm, it won&#8217;t be a gnarly humid mess. The race starts at Parrot Jungle Island and ends up around South Pointe Park, after traversing Ocean, Collins, Lincoln Road, etc. Fun times.<\/p>\n<p>My running plan is pretty straightforward. I&#8217;ve been doing 10:1 interval training since August, and instead of going for time\/speed, I&#8217;m joining the rest of the my running group in viewing this race as a 13.1 mile training run. Slow and easy is the order of the day. Plus there was a last minute course change, so it looks like we&#8217;re running for a mile on\u00a0<em>sand<\/em>, in two half-mile increments.\u00a0<em>Lovely<\/em>. It was an unavoidable situation, thanks to the d-bags at the City of Miami Beach. There&#8217;s a reason why I despise going there. So there&#8217;s pretty much no way I could PR, even if I wanted to. Which I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>But we plan on having a good time anyhow. Going in costume. As a <strong>bumblebee<\/strong>. Or something. I&#8217;m not much of a running-in-costume guy, so I didn&#8217;t give it that much thought. Since our group color is yellow, it makes sense. So tomorrow is a 13.1 mile &#8220;fun&#8221; training run in preparation for the <strong>Fort Lauderdale 13.1<\/strong> in two weeks. That one will be the\u00a0<em>real\u00a0<\/em>effort. <a title=\"Race Review: 2012 Allstate 13.1 Fort Lauderdale (11\/11\/2012), or: \u201cEveryone knows it\u2019s Windy\u2026\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2012\/11\/12\/race-review-2012-allstate-13-1-fort-lauderdale-11112012-or-everyone-knows-its-windy\/\">I PR&#8217;ed there last year<\/a>&#8230; how will I do this time around? Hmm&#8230;. here&#8217;s the video:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3qVPNONdF58\" height=\"315\" width=\"420\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it can&#8217;t ALL be buttkickin&#8217; Halloween songs all the time, can it? So I suppose the running season begins for me (and many others in South Florida) with the 2013 Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon, and I can&#8217;t wait to run it tomorrow (Saturday 10\/26\/2013). Weather conditions look pretty decent. It&#8217;s been a bit&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[17],"tags":[446,388],"class_list":["post-2291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fitness","tag-blind-melon","tag-miami-beach-halloween-half-marathon"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>First race of the season tomorrow, or: &quot;Ya know I&#039;d like to keep my cheeks dry today...&quot; - HOKEYBLOG!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &quot;Ya know I&#039;d like to keep my cheeks dry today...&quot; - HOKEYBLOG!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Well it can&#8217;t ALL be buttkickin&#8217; Halloween songs all the time, can it? So I suppose the running season begins for me (and many others in South Florida) with the 2013 Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon, and I can&#8217;t wait to run it tomorrow (Saturday 10\/26\/2013). Weather conditions look pretty decent. It&#8217;s been a bit&hellip;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"HOKEYBLOG!\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyblog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyblog\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Hokeyboy\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Hokeyboy\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Hokeyboy\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df\"},\"headline\":\"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &#8220;Ya know I&#8217;d like to keep my cheeks dry today&#8230;&#8221;\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":328,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"Blind Melon\",\"Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Fitness\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/\",\"name\":\"First race of the season tomorrow, or: \\\"Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...\\\" - HOKEYBLOG!\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/2013\\\/10\\\/25\\\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &#8220;Ya know I&#8217;d like to keep my cheeks dry today&#8230;&#8221;\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/\",\"name\":\"HOKEYBLOG!\",\"description\":\"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.  -- Francis Bacon\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df\",\"name\":\"Hokeyboy\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2018\\\/02\\\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2018\\\/02\\\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2018\\\/02\\\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg\",\"width\":638,\"height\":960,\"caption\":\"Hokeyboy\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"http:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2018\\\/02\\\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg\"},\"description\":\"6'2. Aquarius. Goofball. There's more I think?\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/facebook.com\\\/hokeyblog\",\"https:\\\/\\\/facebook.com\\\/hokeyboy\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/millheiser.com\\\/hokeyblog\\\/author\\\/hokeyboy\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: \"Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...\" - HOKEYBLOG!","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: \"Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...\" - HOKEYBLOG!","og_description":"Well it can&#8217;t ALL be buttkickin&#8217; Halloween songs all the time, can it? So I suppose the running season begins for me (and many others in South Florida) with the 2013 Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon, and I can&#8217;t wait to run it tomorrow (Saturday 10\/26\/2013). Weather conditions look pretty decent. It&#8217;s been a bit&hellip;","og_url":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/","og_site_name":"HOKEYBLOG!","article_publisher":"https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyblog","article_author":"https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyblog","article_published_time":"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00","article_modified_time":"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"Hokeyboy","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Hokeyboy","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/"},"author":{"name":"Hokeyboy","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#\/schema\/person\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df"},"headline":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &#8220;Ya know I&#8217;d like to keep my cheeks dry today&#8230;&#8221;","datePublished":"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00","dateModified":"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/"},"wordCount":328,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#\/schema\/person\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg","keywords":["Blind Melon","Miami Beach Halloween Half Marathon"],"articleSection":["Fitness"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/","url":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/","name":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: \"Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today...\" - HOKEYBLOG!","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg","datePublished":"2013-10-25T20:42:36+00:00","dateModified":"2013-10-25T20:44:08+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/blghalfshirt-576x1024.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/2013\/10\/25\/first-race-of-the-season-tomorrow-or-ya-know-id-like-to-keep-my-cheeks-dry-today\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"First race of the season tomorrow, or: &#8220;Ya know I&#8217;d like to keep my cheeks dry today&#8230;&#8221;"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/","name":"HOKEYBLOG!","description":"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.  -- Francis Bacon","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#\/schema\/person\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/#\/schema\/person\/cb771616c519a20bddbe90fd819379df","name":"Hokeyboy","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg","url":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg","width":638,"height":960,"caption":"Hokeyboy"},"logo":{"@id":"http:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/26239403_10156034633687445_8417320817366177255_n.jpg"},"description":"6'2. Aquarius. Goofball. There's more I think?","sameAs":["https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyblog","https:\/\/facebook.com\/hokeyboy"],"url":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/author\/hokeyboy\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2GdQF-AX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2291"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2295,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2291\/revisions\/2295"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/millheiser.com\/hokeyblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}