2014), or: “Many, many men can’t see the open road…”

Hokey smokes…! OK no not literally, but it’s going to be somewhat improbable of me to talk about the 2014 B.A.A. Half Marathon without interweaving some effusive explosions of joy all throughout my review, so if you want the Elevator Pitch version (or the “Continental” version, for you “Metropolitan” types who like using “quotation marks”…

Heading out to Boston tonight, or: “I was born in the sign of water, and it’s there that I feel my best…”

We interrupt your Halloween Buttkickingness for a moment, if we may… And by “we” I mean all the useless monkeys at Omnis Network hosting services, who have been working diligently day and night to provide the kinds of incompetently mediocre and talentless services one has come to expect from the 21st-century industrial American mindset. But…