Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Grim Grinning Ghosts” — Disney’s Happy Haunts (1969)

When hinges creak in doorless chambers And strange and frightening sounds Echo through the halls Whenever candlelights flicker Where the air is deathly still That is the time when ghosts are present Practicing their ghoulish delight… Oh, hey there. Welcome BACK, Foolish Mortals. I don’t know what in high holy haberdashery happened but somehow it…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Bark at the Moon” — Ozzy Osbourne (1983)

And so it ends. Sadly, but inevitably, it ends. But not without one final blast of lyncanthropic license. Here we are, on October 31st 2020. Halloween. The moment, quite frankly, many of us wait for and celebrate with infinite happitude. We live for these weeks of spooky atmos and supernatural ethos leading up to that…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Dance of the Shadows” — Derek Fiechter (2017)

We’ve at last reached Halloween. By tonight some serious spookifying will be going down, and I will feature our final Buttkickin’ Halloween Song for the year. Sadly. Until then enjoy this wondrously spooky instrumental, a haunted waltz entitled Dance of the Shadows, composed by Derek Fiechter. This is absolute Halloween joy. I’ll see you all…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “When You’re Evil” — Aurelio Voltaire (1998)

While there’s children to make sad While there’s candy to be had While there’s pockets left to pick While there’s grannies left to trip down the stairs I’ll be there, I’ll be waiting ’round the corner It’s a game, I’m glad I’m in it ‘Cos there’s one born every minute And it’s so easy when…