Race Review: 2019 Best Damn Race Jacksonville Half Marathon (1/12/2019), or: “Drop dead beauties stompin’ up a storm…”

The holidays. Holy Hannah Haberdashery and Her Henpicked Hasbro Huckleberries, the FREAKIN holidays. Welcome to our first race review of 2019, the 2019 Best Damn Race Jacksonville Half Marathon, in which our intrepid narrator — which I guess is me, and I’m really going to stop talking in the third person here — spins an…

Race Review: 2018 Miami Beach Halloween Freaky 4-Miler (10/27/2018), or: “Don’t stand there watching me, follow me…”

Oh hey lookee here, Hokeyblog’s got a new race review! The first in like eight months or something! What gives? Can I pretend that I am just like the dude in the movie¬†Summer School who was in the bathroom this entire time? No? Oh… Well… let’s just move on and talk about the¬†2018 Miami Beach…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Jumbie Jamboree” — King Selewa & His Calypsonians (2007)

Oh, what a jumbie jamboree Took place inna Kingston cemetery Oh, what a jumbie jamboree Took place inna Kingston cemetery Jumbies from up north of the island Some of them are great Calypsonians Since the season was carnival They ska together in Bakanal… Most commonly known today as Zombie Jamboree, something of a Caribbean standard…

Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs: “Transylvanian Express” — Steve Hackett (2006)

Yup. Your pals here at Hokeyblog are featuring yet another instrumental piece this evening. So if you’re looking for the usual italicized lyrics to kick off this post… you won’t find any. Instrumental, see? No lyrics. Sorry. . . . OK, fine, stop pouting. I’ll try. Here goes nothing. Umm… let’s see now… *train noises*…