Buttkickin' Halloween Songs: "Bad Things" -- Jace Everett (2005)

When you came in the air went out
And every shadow filled up with doubt
I don’t know who you think you are
But before the night is through
I wanna do bad things with you…

I am completely disappointed with myself. Utterly so.

I’ve been running this Buttkickin’ Halloween Songs ridiculousness since October 2013 and only now, ONLY NOW, did I even THINK of showcasing Jace Everett’s sexy, spooky, sassifying Bad Things, also known as “the True Blood theme song”.

And I watched True Blood! Every week! For about five seasons before it got utterly stupid!

Well, if you’ve heard Bad Things you don’t need me to explain why this song deserves to be here. And if you haven’t heard it, click the video below and give it a listen already.

You know what I did every week when Boots and I watched True Blood?

I would get up and dance to the theme song. Every week. Every time.

I had a whole choreography going.

Boots claims I was too busy dancing and that was why I never remembered to showcase Bad Things here.

Because I associated it with my killer dance moves, the type that make the ladies in the club start crying.

I am not a very good dancer.

But goddamn, am I fantastically entertaining at not being a very good dancer!

Anyway… Bad Things. Vampires in the marshlands. Sexy swagger in the moonlit Louisiana swamp. Where more than creepy crawlies go bump in the night.

Aww, Sookie…

I don’t know what you’ve done to me
But I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
I wanna do real bad things with you…