Buttkickin’ Holiday Songs: “Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear” — Bob Rivers (1993)

Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn’t ask, for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose.
Walking ’round in women’s underwear…

Yes, I know, I’m about two weeks late with this year’s Buttkickin’ Holidays Songs so you’ll have to forgive me for my slackitude.

So let’s make up for that with a little holiday humor, featuring radio personality Bob Rivers’s 1993 comedy classic Walkin’ Round In Women’s Underwear, not only one of THE greatest song parodies of all time, but also, as far as I’m concerned, just as valid a Christmas classic as the original. Probably even moreso, because the “Winter Wonderland” is a lot on the lame side, and it needs some shaking up.

Besides, this song absolutely KILLS at holiday karaoke. I know this first hand, as I sang it last week and the damn thing was a smash! A SMASH I TELL YOU!!

Well anyway, let’s kick things off with our own Twelve Days of Christmas. From now through Christmas Day, I’ll be showcasing¬†a new Buttkickin’ Holiday Song for your Xmas Atmos, so let’s start it up with some yuks! Take it away, B-Riv!

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah, man!”
“Lets wait until¬†the wife is out of town…”